Unbelievably Tasteless Joke

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So, a pedophile and a little kid are walking into the woods at night. And the little kid says, "Mister, I don't like it here! It's dark! I'm scared!" And the pedophile says, "You're scared? I've gotta walk outta here alone!"

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Q: How many Frenchmen does it take to defend Paris?

A: We don't know - they've never tried.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To show the deer how it's done.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Ten: One to change the bulb, and nine to form a "Survive the Darkness" support group.

How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb? Three: One to change the bulb, and two to write a song about it.