I know, I know, pickings have been slim around here lately - I apologize. I've just been so dang BUSY.
Checking the mailbox and getting a letter from the local Probation Department makes your day more interesting in a hurry. Sometimes I wonder if my mailman is judging me based on my mail. Thanks to the drunk driver hit-and-running me last fall, I've received several letters from the District Attorney and now the Probation Department. I feel like running out to the mailman and yelling, "It's not me! It's the dude that ran into me!" Ha.
Somebody I know posted on Facebook about "my granddaughter, Alyvia", and I was thinking, okay, how do you even pronounce that? Is it allie ... allie-via ..." and then the light bulb went on.
If you want to name your kid Olivia, SPELL IT F*CKING "OLIVIA".
Awesome Halloween costume idea: Dress plus gold medals from Dollar Store = Caitlyn Jenner. You're welcome!
I'm STILL trying to figure out the Maserati I saw parked at the local WalMart not long ago. I'm pretty sure that if I owned a Maserati, the LAST place I'd be shopping would be WalMart. Just on general principle.
Saw this little dude in the driveway the other night:
I posted it on Craigslist and Facebook, but nobody replied - guess somebody got tired of their Easter present. Hopefully he'll find a home in one of the barns in the area.
I know I'm not alone in this, but I detest it when someone uses "lol" on line. I just ... feel like asking, "Really? You really laughed out loud at that?" Because I doubt it. I mean, I *do* laugh out loud, I did it just last night while watching old John Belushi SNL skits, but there is NO WAY everybody is lol-ing as much as they claim to be. Bah.
The Cake Boss makes ugly cakes. There, I said it.
That's my random for now! How about you - got any random?