I superglued my fingers together

OK, so on Sunday night, I needed to glue a bracket onto the back of a picture frame. So I got out the trusty superglue, pulled off the outer cap, unscrewed the inner cap, aimed, squeezed, and ........ glop! A giant glob of superglue went all over the frame, the table, and ..... my fingers, which promptly stuck together! Ran into the bathroom, tried nail polish remover - nope! Finally had to pry my fingers apart. Then tried to clean up the mess on the table, then spent next two days peeling dried superglue off my fingers. All over a lousy bracket.