And All I Got Was This Lousy T-Shirt

So, I was catsitting for my neighbor for two weeks while he was on his honeymoon. Mind you, I did not get an invitation to the wedding. Two weeks of feeding, petting, cleaning the litterbox, bringing in his mail, etc. Know what I got for all this? A lousy t-shirt from the cruiseship. $15.99 - he didn't bother to remove the price tag. Wow.