I took the grill home, opened up the box, took one look at the instructions, and put the grill, the charcoal, and the lighter fluid in the shed. Ain't NOBODY got time for that.
Today, a year later, I decided I was ready to face the Charcoal Grill Challenge. I grabbed the grill, the charcoal, and the lighter fluid BACK out of the shed, evicted the mouse who was living in the box the grill came in (don't worry, I put him right back in the shed to find more suitable living quarters amid the innumerable other boxes of stuff in there), and got to work.
Thank you. Thankyouverymuch.