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Ugly couch needs a new home

Is your life lacking an ugly couch? Are you currently sitting on the cold hard floor while you watch tv?
Then I have just what you need!

It's about 7 feet long. Brown colored fabric.

From a clean and non smoking home.

It's ugly and could use an insert under the cushion to make it a little firmer,but it has a lot of life left in it.

Would be great for a basement or for people who hate house guests.

I don't care if you take it and set it on fire ( but if you do, please send me the video) ,or you can turn it into a giant anthropomorphic puppet .

Give it love or kill it with fire, it's your choice!

Don't miss out! Everyone needs an ugly couch in their lives!

Come pick it up!

Gotta love a lister with a sense of humor.