Like a pack of flippin' vultures

I was out of the office for one day - ONE DAY - and came back to find the following items missing from my desk:

All the pens.

All the pencils.

All the post-it note pads.

The white-out thingies.

And, most egregious of all, my stapler.

For f*ck's sake, you'd think this shit was gold, not office supplies.

Jeez.