Wednesday, December 10, 2008

Department of Unneccessary Products

Introducing ....... the Scotch Gift Wrap Cutter!

Just in case you haven't yet mastered using scissors.

4 comments:

  1. Holy overspecialized products, Batman! What's wrong with a pair of scissors?

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  2. Oh, and Scotch is also selling some kind of automatic tape dispenser thingie that attaches to your hand. Just in case, you know, reaching for the tape is too damn difficult.

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  3. Check out David Cross's thoughts on electric scissors on the album "It's Not Funny."

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  4. Sadly, a "David Cross Electric Scissors" search on YouTube yielded no results - what does he have to say on the subject?

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