Friday, December 14, 2007

Black Heels to Tractor Wheels: Part Holy Mary Mother of God, I Don't Even Care Anymore.

I mean, COME ON, she's up to Part MCMLXIV, and they haven't even had sex yet. Oh, and speaking of sex, I feel like puking every time she talks about her "hiney tingles".

Honey, you met, you fell in love, you got married, you had kids. The End. Jesus Christ!

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  1. What the hell are you talking about?

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  2. thepioneerwoman dot com. You've been warned.

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  3. I can't quite work her out. But she does take good photos.

    How does she get so many comments???

    And, what's a hiney?

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  4. Yes, her photos are beautiful, after she's Photoshopped the crap out of them. I have no idea why so many people read her site, but then again, I'm one of them!

    Hiney = hind end (butt).

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