tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33288643.post5555814397478367125..comments2023-12-18T03:54:34.700-05:00Comments on RockyCat: Clash of the Choirs, Continuedrockygracehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14457010488015617811noreply@blogger.comBlogger2125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33288643.post-47588566688276119832007-12-20T11:42:00.000-05:002007-12-20T11:42:00.000-05:00"Jesus! Turn the Dial!" -- hahahahaha!! Thanks fo..."Jesus! Turn the Dial!" -- hahahahaha!! Thanks for the insights, bridgett - you're much better at this than I am!rockygracehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14457010488015617811noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33288643.post-25844163598235671422007-12-20T11:33:00.000-05:002007-12-20T11:33:00.000-05:00Well, I got home late from the Kid's endless damn ...Well, I got home late from the Kid's endless damn dance practice (3 hours? The week before Christmas? Jeeez!) and so I missed Team Rowland's hoo-hah altogether. I think I'm wearing out on the whole choral concept, frankly, as it seems like the show is just going to bring more of the sameyness. <BR/><BR/>Team Shelton is an enduring wtf? for me. They all seem individually talented enough but collectively, they just dump a big turd every time they open their mouths. I didn't mind the stomping so much; it was the mushy diction that got me. I wasn't familiar with the song and I didn't catch enough of the words to even be able to Google it. That's a problem. <BR/><BR/>The Flight of the Bumblebee was cool in a competent high school show choir way, though I think they wound up going about a half-step flat. (That's the booger part about doing a cappella. You really need people with perfect pitch to keep you on track.) I was thinking "this is something that Nick did in high school" and then, sure enough, he said "this is something I did in high school..." I hope his choral director gets a free trip to NY or a fruit basket or something. It was good because it showed off their attacks and their ability to do parts, so when thrown in with everything else, it helped them demonstrate what they got. I'm not convinced that anyone calling in knows fershit about choirs, because if you did, you'd be dialing it up for LaBelle and that would be a very short contest. <BR/><BR/>"Jesus! Turn the Dial!" (as the song is known in my car)...anything Carrie Underwood can sing, a good singer should be able to tear up. A bit too much Jee-beez-sus-ing as a whole (perhaps forgiveable considering everyone appears to have been dealt a handful of Cancer Cards), but a nice arrangement. I think it's not a big surprise that LaBelle makes a point of thanking her musical director/arranger. The guy can make 20 voices sound like 50. <BR/><BR/>I didn't really like Team Lachey's version of "All I Want for Christmas" because he made a bad casting decision on the first lead -- cute blonde woman with decent voice was totally blown away by subsequent Af-Am singers who had awesome chops and should have gotten to sing the whole thing. Too much solo, not enough bass womp on those jazzy minor chords (need a strong bottom or they sound out of tune -- I'm beginning to think that maybe there's something wrong with my TV...the sound on this show can't possibly be this bad three nights in a row without someone fixing it, right?) However, whatever I thought of the performance, I note that I've been belting out "All I Want for Christmas" all morning long. So that's something. <BR/><BR/>Hated the "Joy to the Bullfrogs" thing. I think I was just sick of the whole Mariah Carey tribute by that point. I would have given a buck to have them sing Karen Carpenter's "Merry Christmas Darling" -- now that's a song that was made for a choir.<BR/><BR/> <BR/>The real starpower came out during LaBelle's version of "Over the Rainbow." It's an easy song to screw up by over-embellishment and because it starts with that octave leap, it's easy to go slightly flat. Damn, though. She can sing. The choir was lovely, but that was beside the point. My husband toyed with whether whispering "thank you Monster" (for the Flying Spaghetti Monster) would have the same impact as the soulful "thank you Jesus" and decided probably not. <BR/><BR/>Blake Shelton's song had cute lyrics, but it wasn't a choir song -- it was a "driving down a curvy Kentucky two-lane on the way to a bar across the county line because you don't live in a wet county" song. And Nick's "hit" was laaaaaaaame. He can sing and I wish he'd hire some songwriters to actually write him something good. (Well...duh. I just Googled him and it appears that his new single was written by Grammy-winning songwriter Diane Warren. I could totally manage this guy's career!) The girl interviewed at the end of the Lachey number basically wanted to say something on national TV, like any other 18-year-old.<BR/><BR/>My Prediction: LaBelle's going to win it all and it won't really matter because NBC is going to find sponsors to give all participating choirs a $1/4 million to take home in the spirit of holiday giving. Like we couldn't see that coming.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com