Why did the chicken cross the road? To show the deer how it's done.
How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Ten: One to change the bulb, and nine to form a "Survive the Darkness" support group.
How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb? Three: One to change the bulb, and two to write a song about it.
Hey Joke Girl,
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All the news reports talk about Oswego.
Hi Exador - Vestal has received no snow so far, but 10 - 15" is supposedly on the way for Tuesday afternoon into Wednesday. This will be our first significant snow so far this winter!
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